Rapid Bloom by Martin Klimas
An explosive series of photos featuring flowers that have been dropped in liquid nitrogen and then shot with an air gun from behind.
i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s
- me, the teen blogger
- a house with 8 nuns
- a drug dealer who drives a hummer
- a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
- an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
- a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from
I’d watch the shit outta that show
BUT GUESS WHAT NOW I’M REALLY AWARE OF MY NOSE
new pickup line: you wanna cure my hiccups?
this is a very aesthetically pleasing list of facts
penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
- was not 16 and pregnant